Back to the arcade project... Cheezer got the control panel put together - it's a little purple compared to the graphic. I think Cheezer used his built-in printer to do it. That thing was from an old Commodore Amiga. Oh well... and the two ball-topped joysticks seen here are going to be replaced this week with the new black sport variety. Got'em gtom xgaming.com - not a bad deal, we'll see.

Believe it or not, the sausage wasn't as "threatening" as we thougt it would be. Mostly sweet, so it might actually be *gulp* good with waffles and syrup. Maybe that's what we should have done. Threw the sausage, waffles, and syrup into a blender and made a complete breakfast shake!! Oh, and some orange juice to top it off. OK, so we failed here. We promise we'll cook up something terrifying for the next edition of Crusty Cuisine.

Dave, quit playing around - you're gonna light something on fire!! Gives new meaning to the term "smoked sausage" !!

Oh, who's idea was this? Oh yeah.. it was mine. Just look at that delectible dark matter in the middle of the sausage!! Mmmmmmmmoldy!!

*Whiff* The smell is kind of sweet... which is strange for sausage. I think.

OK, here are a few pics from our Crusty Cuisine segment on show #4. At first glance the meat was kind of gray-ish with the visible blueberries looking like clumps of mold in bleu cheese. Ughfff! Now I know why they were in the "Clearance section" of the meat cooler.

I cannot get enough of this site (www.engrish.com)!!! These four gems were from the "Buildings" section. Firstly, look at that "key" - it's got balls!! And it's all flapping in the breeze and wiggling all up in your face!!! lol What are they selling there?? Well we know what they are selling next to the key pic, cowpies!! Must be a delicacy there.... and NO we're NOT getting some for our Crusty Cuisine segment on the show!!! I'd much rather get some "Fresh Fanny" and go play "pleasure time" in the two pics at the bottom. Man, I'm sitting here at my desk at work and laughing out loud - people must think I'm nuts!!

Here's what I put together for the marquee - (modified version of the great Knievel Kustoms MAME marquee design) - I think it looks pretty good. I'll have to see how much it will be to print on clear mylar.